mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older
relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: why are you starting up a video game
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone.