remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
asexuals have the whole world as their oyster
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid